Club Mackerel Holiday Village

I will start this off by saying that the overall hotel experience was horrible. There was no Wi-Fi so if that’s a dealbreaker already you don’t need to continue reading. The rooms: they were dirty, run down, the beds were weirdly placed and you couldn’t move them because the bed frames were stone. The beds for the children were put together in a weird way so either your heads would be together, your feet or your feet and head. So that’s not very comfortable. Aesthetically it was hideous and disgusting. The main room had a big dining table, a small EMPTY fridge, the only AC, the 2 beds for children (the mattress were medium sized) and a TV. Since the AC was blasting right at one of the mattresses we couldn’t keep it on for too long or the person sleeping there would catch a cold. The next room aka the parents room was just a smaller room with a big bed and 2 lights. The AC didn’t reach to that room so it was always hot. The next room (you have to go through the bedroom to reach it) was the bathroom. It was horrible. The toilet was dirty, you only get 2 toilet paper rolls, 2 bars of soap and 2 tiny bottles of hotel shampoo, the shower was unadjustable and very low set and there was only 1 tiny window. The bathroom always stank. The rooms had paper thin walls so you could hear your neighbors all the time and the insects outside were very nosy. You didn’t get any glasses. You also don’t get room service so you have to make due with the towels you get. If you want toilet paper you need to ask at the reception. The hotel offers: The hotel only provided poor breakfast, and you need to buy the drinks and they were VERY expensive. Not even the water was free. The pool was closed and quite dirty, the beach had a lot of rocks at the beginning. There weren’t enough laying opportunities because most would be occupied. The parking didn’t exist and it was very difficult to find a good spot to park our car. For those with allergies: If you have strong allergies against cats I wouldn’t recommend coming here in the first place because you will see stray cats from time to time. !!3 of us 4 also got poisoning. Likely from the hotel but we’re not too sure!! Please don’t come here if I could I would give this hotel a 0 star rating because it deserves none.