Hotel amenities include friendly staff, poor maintenance, and obvious neglect. Room amenities may include unidentifiable staining on carpet, walls, and ceilings! Your room may also include custom shattered and loose tile, partially attached sink bowl, unusual stains in the shower, and a leaky toilet that refills every 2 minutes on queue! The hotel also boasts exceptional sound resonance through walls and doors! It's low quality construction means more abrupt noises to help you sleep! Your room should also come equipped with severely worn furniture, appliances, questionable linens, and a scent only commercial cleaners, bleach and body odor can provide! Hotel Entertainment includes hours of games such as: "Name That Stain", "What's that noise?", "Smell or Dare", "Ring around the ceiling", and shows like "Who's job is it anyway?", "Hotel Nightmares", "This Old Hotel", and "Mystery Crumb Theatre"!! Don't miss out or you won't be sorry you did!!
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