Oaks Melbourne on Collins Suites

Absolutely a shocker… one of the most soulless hotels I’ve ever had the displeasure of staying at! This is what you get adding a corporate stooge and a hospitality manager…a thoughtless, dead, cyborg business hotel. I had as much pleasure at this ‘hotel’ as going for a colonoscopy…suggest either redesigning it or be open and accepting of why it exists…to fill the business market who needs a basic, extremely boring hotel room with a equally boring business man… for business persons needing basic, clean, functional it succeeds, but for my part never again, I don’t want to stay in a hotel that sucks my soul…. Just sorry I got ****** into this shell of a so called ‘hotel’. Trip.com… not happy with you either! Who agreed to create’ internal rooms’ … such a stupid idea… better to create a pod hotel rather than rooms in the internal part of what I assume is converted office space, such a bland shocker! Anyway to those male businessmen it will fill the need. Would I recommend? not in this life time! 😂😂 even the thought of having to stay here induces early stage rigor mortis! 😄 

Booked studio room for2Nights. The location is great .However, the room was very closed space with no view/windows.

Thankful to be given late checkout until 11.00 am. Would be good to have more shower soap. Also to provide some space or tabletops in the toilet to put our stuffs.