Globales Panama

We stayed here for 4nights from 17th-21st May for my friend’s hen do there were 10 of us in total. The hotel rooms were big and modern and very clean just wished the safe was included in the all inclusive price, there were a lot of sun loungers and people do reserve them but still plenty to go around. Can’t believe people have been moaning about the food as we all thought the food was very good and there were a lot of choice, drinks were very good too and the all inclusive is until midnight. All I can say don’t listen to the bad reviews as all us ladies had amazing stay.

Absolutely crap. Food was piss poor especially for all inclusive. Was give a room with air conditioning that wasnt working. Asked serveral time for it to be fixed, for it not to be done. Complained to staff and they did nothing all about it. I would have preferred to have saved my money and did self catering. Don't waste your money staying in this place, pay a little extra and get a better quality hotel or go cheaper and self cater.

I would like to start with when arriving at the hotel how clean it was and smelled lovely, the room is what you would expect comfy beds and a nice bathroom, what really made my holiday amazing though was Victoria the entertainment manager, every day she put a smile on my face doing all the activities and how she engaged with all the guests was amazing, I will definitely be coming back for that reason she is a credit to the hotel.

Like others are saying, don’t listen to the negative reviews, location excellent, hotel and rooms very clean, excellent choice of food, salads & meats lovely,desserts delicious, if you want Michelin star then not for you, staff friendly and helpful

Cracking wee hotel , don’t listen to the snobby reviews , if you want Barceló, Hyatt , Rui , 5* you pay the prices they charge … Food is 3/4 * quality (as a chef of 30 odd years there’s something for everyone, you will not go hungry) alcoholic & soft drink & snacks all day , staff mostly happy at work ( except the nippy sweetie on reception when we arrived 😬) the place is spotlessly clean and plenty restaurants bars supermarkets etc within 5 minutes walk , pool is quite small but plenty sun ☀️ beds , enjoy your holiday , we did 👍

Just returned after a great weeks holiday with my mum & two sisters and would definitely stay at this hotel again. Reception staff during the day weren't friendly but the man who was on at night was lovely and helpful especially when I had to take my sister to A&E overnight and I'm sorry I didn't get his name. Bar staff also were rude but they do have a self service station for juice, beer & wines. Entertainment could have started earlier as 10pm is quite late even for adults only hotel but had some great acts. Food wasn't the hottest but tasted good & a microwave was available & plenty of choice to choose from. Ivan & Ronaldo in the restaurant were amazing and brought fun, smiles and laughter at each mealtime. The rooms were comfortable & clean towels given each day but rooms not really cleaned by the domestic staff bins emptied & bed made which wasn't a real issue to us. Hotel is situated close to beach, bars, shops which is ideal. All in all as a family we would definitely stay here again. Big shout out to Victoria, Ivan and Ronaldo they really helped us enjoy our stay at the Globales Panama and are a real asset to the hotel.

A lot complain about the beds - we find when we go anywhere in the world the twin beds are king-size, therefore big enough for 2 in one. Most have rests under castors to keep them in the one place. Most places we've been to do that. Spain, Croatia, Japan, Canada, New Zealand to name but a few, Croatia being the last. Wherever I go there's a review left about the hotel and the place to give an idea, whether it's worth going to for the hotel+place, tips on buses like the last on Royal Ariston in Croatia which we've just arrived home from.

Just returned from an all inclusive four night stay here with friends and felt I had to write this review after reading previous reviews and feeling very concerned. The hotel was very clean, all the staff were absolutely fantastic and so helpful. The food and drink was excellent and plentiful. The entertainment was good in the evening. Plenty sun beds but people put towels out at 8:30am, pool cold but actually pleasant. We all had a fantastic girly holiday here so don’t read previous reviews if you’re going. Quite a few hen and stag do’s which we didn’t expect but it was the bank holiday weekend.

Very poor !!! Where do i start ? With the good points. The place is generally clean and tidy. The room that we had we clean and tidy. With a nice bed and nice shower. Thats the nice bits done. "That didnt take long" FOOD !! is awful !!!. Very little choice and what there was was often cold. But lets rewind a bit and start with finding a clean table to eat your meal with.That wasnt filled with the previous people used plates knifes forks etc etc. One night me and the wife litterally could not find table that was ok to eat at. LIFTS : At certain times of the day it was kaos trying to get a lift especially if your put on the 6th floor. I sometimes found it easier to walk. All INC DRINKS : The beer is very weak. I do enjoy a beer but found this poor. To such an extent i decided to buy a "wrist disc" from the reception. Due to the bar being a cashless if you get a "wrist disk" from reception you can put euros on that then go to the bar and by better higher standard drink with it. Well perhaps a couple ? I put 40 euros on my card then after the humiliation of being abruptly told I had no money on my card in front of other people stood at the bar i decided to go to the reception to find out what had gone on ? And low and behold i did have money on my disk !!! A quick heated spanish converstion then took place between the manager at the reception and the dazed and confused woman at the bar. Some moments later albeit still slightly embarrassed. I did eventually leave with a well earned bottle of magners. LOCATION: Palmanova is ultimately a place where most young nightclubbers seek refuge from the very close neighbouring magaluf they seek at night. "All night untill the early hours as a matter of fact" And is not for the faint hearted. Most mornings i went for a early morning jog before "tackling" breakfast and some of the sights albeit well policed were shocking. Inbetween palmanova and magaluf i never went one morning without seeing some instance where People laid unconscious all over the place or an ambulance wasnt road side collecting another young reveller. The local council workers do try frantically to keep the place clean but quiet honestly they are fighting a loosing battle its very unkept and scruffy in both places mentioned. ENTERTAINMENT None came on till 10 and the bit we seen was poor. CONCLUSION : We spoke to quiet a few couples whilst staying at tbe hotel and they were all of the same opinion.And that was they would never return. Just the little things like having no kettle in your room after paying for all inclusive. But you can rent one for so many euros each week ??Wouldnt you think they could stretch to a kettle in your room ? All in all very poor. Poorly managed and poorly trained staff that quiet frankly didnt look like they even wanted to be there. Couple that with the "Warzone esk" location and its the furthest thing from anything tranquil. 3/10 at best. Regretably a definate not going back there again !!!!